Currently Watching Gladiator - Extended Edition (Three-Disc Extended Edition) By Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Reed, Richard Harris see related

Holy Ca-Moley!

I haven't been on in ages. Alas, the times are catching up with me.

Currently Watching Halloween 5 - The Revenge of Michael Myers (Divimax Edition) By Donald Pleasence, Danielle Harris, Ellie Cornell, Wendy Kaplan, Beau Starr see related

Halloween

Okay, these kids go treak-or-treating, and even though they come in groups of 5 (usually), I can barely hear a meek little, "Treak-or-Treat..." PLEASE! If I'm going to give them candy I had better be blown away by them shouting. And would it hurt to hear a thank you? The little kids say it, so would it kill the 10 year olds?

Currently Reading The Scarlet Letter (Penguin Classics) By Nathaniel Hawthorne, Thomas E. Connolly see related

I Can't Wait To See The Amnimals!

Saturday we get to go to the zoo! I can't wait! I just hope I'm not to sick by then. And I'll be exhausted for work on Sunday, but it'll be so worth it. Lions, Tigers, and Bears, oh my! I want to see a fox.

I'm sorry, but I lost.

Do you ever have those days where all you can think of is a smaller version of yourself, running in circles and screaming? There are moments when thats all I can do. My head just gets caught up with ideas and I feel like I'm going to burst.   

HALLOWEEN!

Currently Listening The Police (2CD Anthology) By The Police see related

My Mom's Car

My mom's car was parked by the parking ramp on the alley behind her work, and guess what. Some stupid boys decided that it would be funny if they all threw rocks onto her car and smash the back windsheild, dent the top, and crack the front windsheild. Right now, I would have to say that if you think its fun destroying somebody's car because you're some 'bad ass', then I'm going to beat the spit out of you.

If I find out who wrecked my mom's car, I'm going to lay them out (meaning I'm going to lead them on, find out their name and school, and them I going to scream at them and turn them into the police). So I will defiantly be downtown next Thursday, I'm going to snoop.

On a lighter note, I saw Cat at Target today while I was doing returns. Yea! And I finally got a copy of the 7th Harry Potter book.    

Currently Reading High Rhulain (Redwall) By Brian Jacques see related

The Sex Position of the Month (well who would've expected this?)

I got a free subscription to the magazine Jane, and everymonth there is a Position of the Month. Here is August's:

THE LOST CONTACT LENS

How You Do It:
The dude chills on a chair with his legs apart. The lady sits on his lap facing away and vigorously searches the ground for the lost lens. (Go to janemag.com/magazine to check it out and vote on it.)
Who Its Good For:
Lazy guys, couples bored with doggy style and the freakishly limber. 

Then it was rated by a couple from 1 to 5:   Her rating: 2 His rating: 3

I just have to make a few statements about this. 1. the 'How You Do It' and the 'Who its Good For' were copied in their entirety from the Jane magazine, I did not shorten it or edit it, that is actually how its written. 2. Who in their right mind names a sex position The Lost Contact Lens? Its ridiculous. 3. The ratings are from a couple from Missouri, people I do not know, so don't ask me. 4. This is just for fun, so don't be offended or anything.

By the by, yesterday I got a card in the mail that says:

We are sorry to inform you that we will no longer be printing JANE magazine. In its place we will send you GLAMOUR which we know you will love. Thank you for reading.

Originally I was going to put the sex position of the month on everytime, but I don't know if Glamour will have one, so this may be the first and last position of the month. I know you're all vastly dissapointed.